Rosie O Donnell appointed spokeswoman on nuclear energy

Fat comic Rosie o Donnell has been elected spokeswoman for Nuclear Energy by Californian Governer Arnold Schwarzenegger. “Rosie has all the traits I look for in a woman. She knows nothing. Ha Ha ha”, laughed the Austrian oak, “hopefully she will do some collateral damage”.

Governor Schwarzenegger loses ability to strut

“Terminator” muscle man Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger has lost the ability to strut.

“It’s terrible. Maria, first noticed, then the children. I studied my walk in the mirror and discovered it was true. I have lost my strut”, bellowed the guttural one. Aides blame the Governors recent change of underpants.