Crocodile hunter widow allergic to shame

Steve Irwins widow Terri, has told the Australian press that she is allergic to shame.
“When Steve died people thought I came across as cold and fame hungry, but it’s not like that”, exposed the grieving animal lover, “I am medically allergic to any form of shame. Promoting myself, my daughter and our TV shows, movies and books was the only way to prevent me from breaking out in a rash”.

Scarlett Johannson is “Lost in Translation” at Bolivian Clowns funeral

Scarlett Johannson amazed funeral goers with a unique interpretaion of 80’s Euro poodle rockers “Europe’s” anthem, “The Final Countdown”.

The sausage-lipped beauty was attending the funeral of 1940’s South American children’s entertainer “Quito the Clown” in La Paz, Bolivia.

“I don’t know who she is. What is she doing here?”, trembled Quito’s 86 year old widow.