Comic icon Woody Allen is to write a series of children’s books based on the facelifts of Cat faced freak Jocelyne Wildenstein. The move by Simon and Shuster to sign up the “Annie Hall” writer/director is seen as a major coup in the New York publishing world.
The first book, a 5 word tale with photographs will explore Wildenstein’s state of mind before undergoing exhaustive plastic surgery on her eyes, cheeks, lips and brow. Woody commented, “I would like to say a sincere thank you to a wonderful. No a fantastical. No that’s not the word I’m looking for. Well whatever. She’s a great lady, Miss Wildenstein. She has character. She has a life. A life is very important. Never ever forget that.”
Miss Wildenstein was unable to speak. Literally
