Sean Penn is a wife beater

Oscar winner Sean Penn is a legendary wife beater.
“I beat my currant wife daily”, he told British tabloid The Sun, “I’m the best damned pool player in town”.

Asked how he fared against former wife Madonna, Penn snarled, ”she had her moments. She was better than Robin (Wright Penn)”.
The “Racing the Moon” stoner lives in a giant ornamental shoe and donates other peoples money to worthy charities such as James Wood’s Tourettes Foundation. “I don’t like to talk about my charity work too much but you can read all about it in a new book I have coming out for Christmas”, the star grunted

Beach Boys versus the Beatles in Kick Box Bout

The remaining members of the Beachboys are to face off in a kickboxing tournament against the surviving members of the Beatles later in the month. “Drink, drugs and death have all affected our lives in one way or another but we are still here and as long as we‘re here we need to fight“, “Beach Boy” front man Brian Wilson cryptically declared.

Beatles drummer Ringo Starr described the idea as “ lunacy and pointless” but added that he was “looking forward to kicking the crap out of the Beach Bum vegetables”.

Sir Paul McCartney was too busy polishing his, designer daughter, Stella’s head to comment.
Tickets go on sale from the Hard Rock Café outlets on Friday.