Jennifer Aniston in anorexic shocker

Friends star Jennifer Aniston has not been “The Good Girl” lately! While rooting through her garbage, US Weekly reporters discovered hundreds of anorexic people tossed in the trash.

“Aniston was using them as toothpicks. It’s the latest Hollywood craze. Apparently everybody’s at it. Unfortunately Jen was the one we caught.”, went the report.
Aniston has denied the story although she has admitted to feeding excess food to a hired bulimic.

Friends actor caught selling Ming vase

“Friends” actor David Schwimmer was arrested by Boston cops in a midnight raid on his home. The “man who played Ross” was the criminal genius behind some of the world’s most daring thefts of ancient Chinese pottery. An eyewitness said he was “screaming like a baby” as he was lead out to the awaiting cop cars.

Mr. Schwimmer has steadily gone downhill since the end of “Friends” and the cancellation of his own show “David and Goliath”.