Last Temptation’s Jim Caviezel knows “everybody in America”

“Jesus” actor Jim Caviezel claims he’s met every single citizen in America.

“It’s true. Pick a name at random from the phone book and I bet you I’ve met them“, challenged the actor, “I get around, every time somebody auditions for American Idol, I’m there. Every TV show or a kid being born in a hospital I’m waiting at the door to shake your hand. Every baseball or gridiron game, I’m the guy handing out peanuts in the stands. You mightn’t know me, but I sure as hell know you”.

Gibson seeks help

At last Mel Gibson has sought help for his leprosy problem. The Christian-loving alcoholic anti-Semite has had a long suffering relationship with the disease. During Lethal Weapon 4 he insisted that midget actor Joe Pesci should be included in many scenes in order to distract from his pain. Gibson blames his disease on poor quality holy water he drank while on a vacation in Israel with his father.