Paul Simon buys snake pit for “recreational use”

Former Simon and Garfunkle member Paul Simon has bought a sake pit once owned by Aretha Franklin.
The “Graceland” singer say’s he intends to use it “recreationally”, a comment which has baffled the media and fans who do not know what this implies.

Kobe Bryant tops worst flautist list

Basketball star Kobe Bryant has topped a list of the worst Hollywood flute players. He may be good on the court but he is useless with the delicate wind instrument.

Also in the top ten were cabbage headed singer Art Garfunkel, Actor and door to door heroin salesman John Goodman, as well as Disney chairman Michael Eisner. Just missing out of a top ten spot was Dirty Dancing’s Patrick Swayse.

The full list appears in Forbes magazines Top Flautists Edition available at all good newsstands nationwide.