Showing posts with label stripper. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stripper. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Liza Minelli hits out at “ungrateful” strippers


Liza Minelli has hit out at complaints made by Strippers of America, the regulatory body for strippers operating in the US. “Aren’t I entitled to do a full body strip as part of my show?”, said Minelli, “it’s tastefully done”. The strippers claim Minelli is a big, fat hunchback and that she does a disservice to their industry.

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Harry Potter writer is a dope fiend


Millionaire writer J K Rowling has admitted to officials of the Chinese Communist Party that she is a dope fiend.

Rowling, a former stripper and garbage collector, was responding to torture during a tour promoting her latest Potter bestseller.

Michael J Fox’s impromptu striptease at nursing home


“Back to the Future” actor Michael J Fox wowed the members of a Santa Barbara old folks home yesterday.

The “Doc Hollywood” star entertained the sixty residents with a an hour long full nude show.
“It was the best show of my life”, shouted the humble star after his routine.