Communist Party stages Belly Dancing festival of culture

The Chinese Communist Party, noted for it’s charitable works and general kindness, has staged a muti-cultural belly dancing festival along the streets of Bel Air.

“We thought it was time to show our appreciation of our wonderful American friends", said party spokesman Fuk Yu.

The festival, entitled “Jolly Jolly Happy Happy Belly Dancing Time”, attracted a crowd of Communist and non-Communist alike.

“I’m here for the belly’s”, said grizzled actor Nick Nolte.

Another attendee was Professor Steven Hawking and his robot.
“Now this is what I call a Communist Par-tay!”, electronically commented the wheelchair bound Professor.

Fuk Yu was pleased with the days events.
“It was very jolly. Lots of good time had by all and we raise lot of money for our millionaire leaders back home to build nice things for next years Olympic Games”.

Braindamaged Pagans encourage Valdimir Putin to shelve boogie-woogie ban

Liza Lotte , the founder and patron of the Brain-dead Pagans Association, has called on peace-loving Russian premier Vladimir "The Body" Putin to end his country’s ban on boogie-woogie music.

“Being brain-damaged pagans, we don’t have much else to do but dance”, said a heartfelt Liza, “music is our release. Mr. Putin has crossed the line in the sand. He has crossed the line between decency and disrespect. He has banned boogie-woogie”.

Russia has targeted the old time music out of fears that it may corrupt the nations peace-loving youth, but small sections of the populace still hold secret boogie-woogie dances in rural village homes.

“ We need peoples to focus on work”, said Russian security advisor, Olga, in comically bad English, “build submarine, build factory, build strong soldier to fight, drink wodka. No time for this boogie-woogie”.

Putin has indicated that he may be willing to make a compromise in exchange for being given control of the Artic Circle, a Moon base, control of all the sea’s of the world and a signed photo of dead Playboy Playmate Anna Nicole Smith.

Fidel Castro hires dance act Stomp to be personal bodyguards

Unwell Cuban dictator Fidel Castro has taken noisy dance troupe Stomp as personal bodyguards.
“Fidel likes load noise and we’re very noisy”, said one Stomp member, “when he’s feeling up to it he even straps on a couple of trash can lids and bashes out the beats”.