Sick child blames 50 Cent for her illness

Terminally ill little girl, Laurie Wilson, has blamed rapper 50 Cent for her illness.

“He offered me candy and I ate it”, croaked the 9 year old Californian, “It was bad candy. It made me very sick”.
50 Cent previously ran an illegal candy shop.
Lawyers acting for 50 Cent deny the claim.

Brandy assaults Mandy after bingeing on Candy

America’s Got Talent judge Brandy physically assaulted Mandy Moore in a LA car park after bingeing on a diet of candy bars donated to her by the Hershey company.

“She was crazy”, said eyewitness Laeticia Jackson, “her eyes were all crazy and stuff like she was on drugs or something”.

Hershey has admitted to including “trace” amounts of crack cocaine and L.S.D in its candy treats.