Johnny Depp clones werewolves

Captain Jack Sparrow actor Johnny Depp has successfully cloned werewolves at his French chateau.
“It was the least I could do for this endangered creature”, Depp said.

Keira Knightly and Tony Bennett survive balloon crash

“Pirates of the Caribbean” actress Keira Knightly and old time crooner Tony Bennett had a miraculous escape when their balloon crashed in Europe. The two, who are born again Christians, were visiting the picturesque Holy site of Medjugorje in the Balkan peninsula.

The two who walked away relatively unscathed from the accident which killed the pilot, some sheep, a duck and “Who’s the Boss” actor Tony Danza. “Thank God nobody important got hurt”, intoned Bennett

Pirates actor Orlando is a small girl

Pirates of The Caribbean: At Worlds End actor Orlando Bloom is actually a small girl. The discovery was made during costume fittings for the summer blockbuster .
“I came as quite a shock. But I always secretly felt something was not quite right”, he squeeked.