Christina Ricci plays Madonna’s eyebrows in 80’s set film

Christina Ricci will play the busy eyebrows beloved of Madonna in a movie set in the superstar’s early career.

“She had these big hairy eyebrows back at the start of her career and as the she progressed they got thinner and more plucked”, said Ricci, “They had a character all of their own which is why we’ve made a movie about them”.

Madonna’s Eyebrows opens nationwide shortly.

Sandra Bullock has a pigs nose

“The Net” actress Sandra Bullock was described as being “emotionally terrified” after discovering a website dedicated to her pig nose features.
“Sandy is in a very fragile place at the moment. She needs all our support”, her publicist, Alan Weinberg, said.

Other actors who have fallen foul of the site are Christina Ricci and Kevin Bacon, although Bacon is taking it all with a pinch of salt. “Hey, what can I say? I’ve got a pig nose. And my name is Bacon”, the jolly actor chuckled.